if i see someone being a huge asshole on tumblr i dont send hate mail. i send love mail. i send things like “im only 11 but i wanna have ur babies!!! i find u soooooooo howt and oMgG” and i just get progressively creepier. till at the end its just “i would lick ur dad just to get a taste of u” and that usually goes great.
you’re cooler than me?
guess that makes me hotter than you
if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties
this is beautiful ;_;
YO I NEED THIS
When my grandma died I found this in her room, I laughed so hard and I made me much more happy
I am usually not a fan of gemstone runes but I have such a soft spot for moonstones that I’ll make an exception.
The only problem I see with them is that they’d be horrible for divination, so yeah :/
CLACK blehleh CLACK blehleh CLACK blehleh CLACK blehleh
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE OMG
WHO SAYS SWEDEN’S NOT ROMANTIC
THIS POST IS FUCKING ME UP
IT STARTED OFF OK BUT THEN GOT INCREDIBLY TERRIFYING
they made a fucking demon