okcgoldmine:

in case anyone hasn’t seen today’s cyanide and happiness comic strip

(Source: earthtoeileen)

podsmagicpenis:

tyleroakley:

buzzfeed:

George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans. 

George Takei is flawfree.

i want george takei to voice over my life

also please never die

so-relatable:

Yahoo is trying to buy tumblr. Reblog if you are against this!

motleypatches:

gokuma:

carebear-lockwood:

…Can we have any Iron Man/Magneto AU?

WHOA WHAT MORE LOUNGING NAKED MORE ODALISQUE-LOUNGING. IS THIS REAL? (Also, clutter Erik! That’s a fire hazard XXXDDD)

(Source: ifyouwantme)

imgonnariverdance:

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

major signal boost

Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

r3troguy:

all around me are familiar faces
worn out places
worn out faces
bright and early for the daily races
going nowhere
going nowhere

(Source: 1ddoingthings)

tomhiddleston-h:

We’re all going to be like

(Source: the-doctors-sexiest-companion)

universe-juice:

chocobo-strider:

the-disney-words:

SHARE TO SAVE TUMBLR!

- Let’s try and get 100k notes

True shit

A review by one of the folks sums it up perfectly:

“What worries me about Yahoo! buying Tumblr is how it would choose to incorporate the website into its email and homepage features.  One of the reasons why Tumblr is so unique is because it’s a niche market.  By adding more users who don’t fit into this niche, it would make it more difficult for communities to develop within Tumblr, and Tumblr would have to change to accommodate these new users.  Tumblr as a website is not the kind that you can sign up for in a day and be on your way.  It is a website crafted so that you can immediately post but must spend several weeks, sometimes even months, to build a community.  With new users who would not be willing to spend time growing a community, Tumblr would have to be changed, which would alienate its current users.  Those users have spent time and effort to make Tumblr what it is today, and they are the ones who spend time on the website daily.  A user who is checking onto Tumblr because it’s attached to their homepage is not going to be as strong of a user nor as dedicated.  By changing the website to suit this new user, you would lose the strong users while building an undedicated usership.  

To any website that would think of buying Tumblr, they must understand that it is a website that cannot be changed to make it more user friendly to a casual blogger.  I think that many Tumblr users would be less worried about a buy-out if they were promised that their communities and ways of using Tumblr would not be changed.  No one is going to mind Yahoo! buying the website and gaining a few extra million dollars per year from the minimal advertising; what we will be upset with is if a company like Yahoo! then changes the website to increase casual users and decrease dedicated users.  Yahoo! would gain nothing by losing this “cool” group of bloggers in an age group they so desperately want to reach, so they must cater to these individuals by leaving the website exactly as is.” - houseoftombombadil

As much as is does sound like a load of bullshit for someone to buy Tumblr, it’s a possibility.  I Personally think it should stay independent and I hope David Karp keeps a hold of it like his own child. Or we make enough noise to where such major changes (if bought) will not happen. I would hate to see Tumblr turned into an advertising dump.

We’re not a ‘hip fad group’ to be marketed to. I hate the fact that’s all we look like to businesses in the end.

reblogging again for this ^

(Source: my--teen--quote)

(Source: funimationstudios)

Japanese Emoticon Masterpost

Angry: (*≧m≦*) (,,#ﾟДﾟ) ヽ(ｏ`皿′ｏ)ﾉ ヽ(≧Д≦)ノ （＞д＜） （;≧皿≦） [○･｀Д´･○] ヽ(#`Д´)ﾉ Σ(-`Д´-ﾉ；)ﾉ (/ﾟДﾟ)/ (¬д¬。) ヽ(#`Д´)ﾉ (¬､¬) （；¬＿¬) (;¬_¬) (；¬д¬) (≧σ≦) o(-`д´- ｡) ヽ(●-`Д´-)ノ (*￣m￣) (´Д｀) (；￣Д￣） (¬_¬)ﾉ (＃｀д´)ﾉ (」゜ロ゜)」 Σ(▼□▼メ) (━┳━ _ ━┳━) (┳◇┳) {{|└(>o< )┘|}} ＼(＠O＠)／ （≧▼≦；) ＼(〇O〇)／ s(・｀ヘ´・;)ゞ （▼へ▼メ） ＼(`O´θ／ θ＼(；￢_￢) ヽ(｀⌒´メ)ノ 凸(-0-メ) 凸(｀△´＋） 凸(｀0´)凸 凸(｀⌒´メ)凸 ＼(｀0´)／ -`д´- (>人<) щ(ಠ益ಠщ) (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ щ(ಥДಥщ) o(≧o≦)o (⋋▂⋌) (◣_◢) ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ ( ಠ ಠ ) (¬▂¬) (¬_¬) ಥ⌣ಥ ಠ_ಠ
Apologizing: m(_ _)m m(._.)m ｍ（．＿．）ｍ （ﾉ´д｀） (シ_ _)シ o;(_ _)o; ＜(。_。)＞ ｍ（＿ ＿；；ｍ m(￢0￢)m
Bear: (￣(エ)￣) (｡･ω･｡) (●｀･(ｴ)･´●) (*ノ・ω・） 川´･ω･`川 ( (ﾐ´ω`ﾐ)) ヾ(T(エ)Tヽ) ＼(・｀(ｪ)・)/ ⊂(ο･㉨･ο）⊃ (^(エ)^) (^(I)^) (￣(ｴ)￣)ﾉ ⊂(￣(工)￣)⊃ ⊂(^(工)^)⊃ ⊂(・(ェ)・)⊃ (*￣(ｴ)￣*) ヾ(´(ｴ)｀ﾉﾞ (／(ｴ)＼) ⊂(￣(ｴ)￣)⊃ “(`(エ)´)ノ (｀(エ)´)ﾉ (ó㉨ò) (♥ó㉨ò)ﾉ♡ (/-(ｴ)-＼) (´(エ)｀) ヽ(￣(ｴ)￣)ﾉ (／￣(ｴ)￣)／ ⊂(◎(工)◎)⊃ (●￣(ｴ)￣●) 《/(￣(ｴ)￣)ゞ》 (✪㉨✪) Ψ(￣(ｴ)￣)Ψ ┏((＝￣(ｴ)￣=))┛ ・㉨・
Cat: (=^･ｪ･^=) (=^‥^=) (=^･^=) V(=^･ω･^=)v (=｀ω´=) o(^・x・^)o ＼(=^‥^)/’` ( =①ω①=) d(=^･ω･^=)b (=ＴェＴ=) (=;ェ;=) ヽ(=^･ω･^=)丿 (=^･ω･^)y＝ (^-人-^) ヽ(^‥^=ゞ) (^・ω・^ ) (=^-ω-^=) b(=^‥^=)o (.=^・ェ・^=) （=´∇｀=） ヾ(=ﾟ･ﾟ=)ﾉ ~(=^‥^)ノ ~(=^‥^)/ (=ｘェｘ=) (=；ェ；=) (=｀ェ´=) (^･o･^)ﾉ” (^._.^)ﾉ └(=^‥^=)┐ =’①。①’= o;(*ΦωΦ*)>
Confused: ´･_･`) (◎_◎;) (｀_´)ゞ (◎-◎；) (・_・ヾ (￣(エ)￣)ゞ (-_-)ゞ゛ (‘◇’)? ヽ(゜Q。)ノ？ (´｀;) ？ 【・ヘ・?】 【・_・?】 ( ・◇・) (゜-゜) ( ?´_ゝ｀) o(´^｀)o (´−｀) ﾝｰ (•ิ_•ิ)? 「(°ヘ°) (。ヘ°) ヽ(゜Q。)ノ？ (´｀;) ？ 〈(゜。゜) (゜。゜) く（＾_・）ゝ (^～^;)ゞ ٩(๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ (⊙_◎) ಠ_ರೃ
Dancing: ヘ(^_^ヘ) (ノ^_^)ノ o(^^o) (o^^)o (ノ´＿ゝ｀）ノ ヾ(^ ^ゞ (ノ‥)ノ ( ﾉ^ω^)ﾉﾟ ヾ(*´∇`)ﾉ ヾ(･ω･*)ﾉ (*ﾉ´□`)ﾉ 。(⌒∇⌒。) (。⌒∇⌒)。 〜(￣▽￣〜) (〜￣▽￣)〜 〜(^∇^〜） （〜^∇^)〜 〜(￣△￣〜) (〜￣△￣)〜 ┗(｀ー´)┓ ┏(｀ー´)┛ ┗(＾0＾)┓ ┏(＾0＾)┛ (ノ￣ー￣)ノ ヘ(￣ー￣ヘ) ヘ(￣ω￣ヘ) (ノ￣ω￣)ノ ヘ(^o^ヘ) (ノ^o^)ノ ヾ(-_- )ゞ ヾ(＠^∇^＠)ノ (ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ ＼(^ω^＼) (ﾉﾟ▽ﾟ)ﾉ ヽ(ﾟｰﾟ*ヽ) ヽ(*ﾟｰﾟ*)ﾉ (ﾉ*ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ ヽ(*´Д｀*)ﾉ (o´･_･)っ ヾ(*д*)ﾉ゛ ヽ(°◇° )ノ ヽ( °◇°)ノ (ノ°ο°)ノ (ﾉ･o･)ﾉ ヾ(^^ゞ) ヾ(ﾟ∀ﾟゞ) ヽ(´ー`)ﾉ ヾ（*⌒ヮ⌒*）ゞ 〈( ^.^)ノ ┌（★ｏ☆）┘ └（★ｏ★）┐ ♪(┌・。・)┌
Dead: （x_x；） (*_*) (×_×;） (×_×# (#+_+) (+_+) ヾ(×× ) ﾂ （Ω_Ω） へ（>_<へ) (＊0＊;) (u_u) (✖╭╮✖) (º_º) ٩(×̯×)۶ (ñ_ñ) (o_-)
Surrender: ＼（－－）／ ＼(-___________-;)／ /(;-_-) ~(o;_o;。)＼ ((-_-)) （ー△ー；） （◎ー◎；） (/ _ ; ) (o_ _)o ﾍ(￣ ￣;ﾍ) (;*´Д`)ﾉ (ﾉ_ _)ﾉ ヘ(_ _ヘ) (ﾉ￣д￣)ﾉ (;-_-)ノ o(-_-;*) ﾍ(;´Д｀ﾍ) (;-_-)/ (oT-T)尸 ヘ（´ｏ｀）ヘ (一。一;;） (ノ#-_-)ノ （~～~） y-(~。~；) ( -。-)
Dog: o･ｪ･oU ∪･ω･∪ U｡･ｪ･｡U ▽・ω・▽ ▽・ｗ・▽ Ｕ^皿^Ｕ ｖ・。・Ｖ ＵＴｪＴＵ (^・(I)・^) U・♀・U ｏ（Ｕ・ω・）⊃ (^・x・^) (U・x・U) ▼o・ェ・o▼ U＾ェ＾U U￣ｰ￣U ┌U･ｪ･U┘ └@(･ｪ･)@┐ ヾ(●ω●)ノ (〓￣(∵エ∵)￣〓)
Drinking: ｏ口(・∀・ ) (。・・)_且 且_(ﾟ◇ﾟ；)ノﾞ ~旦_(^O^ ) ( ゜Д゜)⊃旦 ( ´･ω･`)_且~ ( ^-^)_旦”" (*^◇^)_旦 (*｀▽´)_旦~~ ~(=^‥^)_旦~ (＾-＾)＿日 ~~旦_(･o･;) ( -_-)旦~ (＃´ー´)旦 且_(・_・ )
Evil: (・｀ω´・) ψ(｀∇´)ψ （｀ー´） (｡･｀ω´･｡) o(｀ω´*)o | ｀Д´| (｀ε´) (σ-`д･´) (｀Д´*) （=｀〜´=） (ﾒ｀ﾛ´)/ Ψ(｀▽´)Ψ ^(#｀∀´)_Ψ (*-`ω´- )人 (ц｀ω´ц*) (｀∀´)Ψ ψ(*｀ー´)ψ Ψ(｀◇´)Ψ “ψ(｀∇´)ψ
Friends: ヽ(∀゜ )人( ゜∀)ノ (*･∀･)／＼(･∀･*) ＼（＾∀＾）メ（＾∀＾）ノ ＼（★´−｀）人（´▽｀★）／ （ ＾＾）人（＾＾ ） (〃⌒▽⌒)八(〃⌒▽⌒〃)八(⌒▽⌒〃) ☆-(ノﾟДﾟ)八(ﾟДﾟ )ノ ( ｡･_･｡)人(｡･_･｡ ) ヽ(*^ｰ^)人(^ｰ^*)ノ ━(○´ｴ｀)(´ｴ｀●)━ (◎｀・ω・´)人(´・ω・｀*) ｡*:★(´・ω・人・ω・`)｡:゜★｡ (*´∀｀*人*´∀｀*) （＾▽＾）／＼（＾▽＾） （*＾ω＾）人（＾ω＾*） ヽ(○´∀)乂(*´∀`*）乂(∀`●) ＼（＾∀＾）メ（＾∀＾）ノ ヽ(´Д｀)人(´Д｀)人(´Д｀)ノ〜♪ (((*°▽°*)八(*°▽°*)))♪ ♡(*´∀｀*)人(*´∀｀*)♡ (〃￣д￣)八( ￣д￣ )八(￣д￣〃) ヽ(＾▽＾)人(＾▽＾)人(＾▽＾)ﾉ (((＠°▽°＠)八(＠°▽°＠))) (･_･”)/＼(･_･”) (○｀ε´○)／＼(○｀ε´○) ヘ( ^o^)ノ＼(^_^ ) (/^-^(^ ^*)/ ( 。・_・。)人(。・_・。 ) (・_・)〆＼(Ｔ＿Ｔ） (^^)-(^^)-(^^)-(^^)-(^^) ヽ(´Д｀)人(´Д｀)人(´Д｀)ノ ヾ(￣ー￣)X(^∇^)ゞ ♪ヽ( ⌒o⌒)人(⌒-⌒ )v ♪ (*^o^)人(^o^*) ＼( ^o)( ^ 0 ^ )(o^ )／ ヽ（ ＾＾）人（＾＾ ）ノ (・_・”)／＼(・_・”) └(^o^ )Ｘ( ^o^)┘ (＾○＾)オ(＾▽＾)ハ(＾０＾)ツ～ ( ⌒o⌒)人(⌒-⌒ )v (°◇°人°◇°)
Greetings/Goodbyes: ヾ(＾∇＾) (^-^*)/ ( ﾟ▽ﾟ)/ ( ^_^)／ (^o^)/ (^ _ ^)/ ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ (ﾉ´∀｀*)ﾉ ヾ(´･ω･｀) ☆ﾐ(o*･ω･)ﾉ ＼(＾▽＾*) (*＾▽＾)／ (￣▽￣)ノ ヾ(-_-;) ヾ( ‘ – ‘*) ヾ(＠⌒ー⌒＠)ノ ~ヾ ＾∇＾ ~ヾ(＾∇＾) ＼(￣O￣) (｡･ω･)ﾉﾞ (*^･ｪ･)ﾉ (￣∠ ￣ )ﾉ (*￣Ｏ￣)ノ ヾ(｡´･_●･`｡)☆ (/・0・) (ノ^∇^) (,, ･∀･)ﾉ゛ (。･д･)ﾉﾞ ＼(°o°；） (｡´∀｀)ﾉ (o´ω`o)ﾉ ( ･ω･)ﾉ (。^_・)ノ ( ・_・)ノ ＼(-o- ) (。-ω-)ﾉ ＼(-_- ) ＼( ･_･) ヾ(´￢｀)ﾉ ヾ(☆▽☆) (^ Q ^)/゛ ~(＾◇^)/ ヘ(‘◇’、)/ ヘ(°◇、°)ノ ヘ(°￢°)ノ ヘ(゜Д、゜)ノ （ ゜ρ゜)ノ ー( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ ヽ(๏∀๏ )ﾉ
Happy: (●´∀｀●) (｀・ω・´)” ヽ(；▽；)ノ ヽ(；▽；)ノ (*´・ｖ・) (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o))) ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ (⌒▽⌒)☆ ⊂((・▽・))⊃ (≧∇≦)/ (´∇ﾉ｀*)ノ （・◇・） ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ （＾_＾） （￣ー￣） (*^▽^*) (＾▽＾) （’-’*) ∩( ・ω・)∩ (*≧▽≦) ＼（＾ ＾）／ Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ （ ´∀｀） (^～^) ＼（＠￣∇￣＠）／ (☆^O^☆) (★^O^★) (☆^ー^☆) (´ω｀★) ＼（Ｔ∇Ｔ）／ ヽ(*≧ω≦)ﾉ *(*´∀｀*)☆ Ｏ(≧▽≦)Ｏ ヽ(*⌒∇⌒*)ﾉ d=(´▽｀)=b ＼(*T▽T*)／ ヽ(‘ ∇‘ )ノ （*＾ワ＾*） ヽ(＾Д＾)ﾉ (´∀`) (°◇°;) (゜▽゜;) (/^▽^)/ (ﾉ´ｰ`)ﾉ ヽ(´ー`)ﾉ ( ＾∇＾) ＼( ｀.∀´)／ (●⌒∇⌒●) o(≧∇≦o) ヽ(｀◇´)/ ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ （＾ω＾） ｡◕‿◕｡ ⊙ω⊙ ⊙△⊙ ⊙▽⊙ o (◡‿◡✿) (◕‿◕✿) (∩_∩) ｡◕‿◕｡ (•ิ_•ิ) (/•ิ_•ิ)/ （ΦωΦ） （*＾＾*) (-^〇^-) (ノ*゜▽゜*) ヾ(´▽｀;)ゝ (゜▼゜＊） (￣个￣) ＼(^▽^＠)ノ (“⌒∇⌒”) へ(゜∇、°)へ （-＾〇＾-） （＞ｙ＜） ヽ(^。^)丿 (ヘ。ヘ) （＾ｖ＾） ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ ヾ(@°▽°@)ノ ヾ（＠＾▽＾＠）ノ ヾ(＠^∇^＠)ノ o((*^▽^*))o ヾ(@゜∇゜@)ノ ヾ(＠゜▽゜＠）ノ （＠´＿｀＠） ヾ(＠† ▽ †＠）ノ (ノ＞▽＜。)ノ ＼（＠；◇；＠）／ ＼(☆o◎)／ (((＼（＠v＠）／))) (°◇°;) (゜▽゜;) (o;TωT)o ヽ(;^o^ヽ) （⌒▽⌒ゞ “ヽ(´▽｀)ノ” (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o))) ヾ(＠⌒ー⌒＠)ノ Ψ(´▽｀)Ψ （ｖ＾＿＾）ｖ (ી(΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵))♥ (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) ლ(╹◡╹ლ) (◑‿◐) ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) (*~▽~) (∩▂∩) (¬‿¬) (n˘v˘•)¬
Hiding: |･ω･｀) ﾍ(･_| ｜−・;） |ω・） |_・)
In Love: (´∀｀)♥ (‘∀’●)♥ （*´▽｀*♥ (*°∀°)=3 （´ω｀♥%♥ ヽ(愛´∀｀愛)ノ ♡ （●´∀｀）ノ♡ ♡＾▽＾♡ (｡-_-｡ )人( ｡-_-｡) (●♡∀♡) （＿´ω｀） (´ ▽｀).。ｏ♡ (o⌒．⌒o) （人´∀`*） （〃・・〃） ♥（ﾉ´∀`） (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) (｡’▽’｡)♡ (●´□`)♡ (｡♥‿♥｡) (✿ ♥‿♥) ♥╣[-_-]╠♥
Kissing: (´ε｀ )♡ ～(^з^)-☆ |°з°| （＿ε＿） (‘ε’) |(￣3￣)| （￣ε￣＠） （*＾3＾） (´ε｀*) (○´3｀)ﾉ (☆´3｀) (*￣з￣) (づ￣ ³￣)づ （○゜ε＾○） (TεT) (-ε- ) （＠ーεー＠） （*＾3＾）/～☆ ლ(|||⌒εー|||)ლ (╯3╰) (ΘεΘ;)
Laughing: （・∀・） （ ´∀｀） （⌒▽⌒） （＾ｖ＾） (*≧▽≦)ﾉｼ)) (●´艸`) (*´艸`*) (｡ >艸<) (*≧艸≦) (*・艸・)
Whatever: ヽ（´ー｀）┌ ┗┐ヽ(′Д、`*)ﾉ┌┛ ヽ( ´¬`)ノ ┗┃・ ■ ・┃┛ ヾ(´A｀)ノﾟ ヽ（・＿・；)ノ ヽ( ￣д￣;)ノ ＼（〇_ｏ）／ ヽ(。_°)ノ ＼(;´□｀)/ ヾ(*´ー`)ノ ヽ(‘ー`)ノ ヽ(ー_ー )ノ ヽ(´～｀；） ┐(‘～`；)┌ ヽ（*ω。）ノ (;´・`)> （＾～＾） ╮(─▽─)╭ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶
Monkey: @(o･ｪ･)@ └@(･ｪ･)@┐ @(｡･o･)@ @(o･ｪ･o)@ @(/o･ｪ･o)@/ @(*^ｪ^)@
Mustache: (´┏o┓｀) ﾐ(´┏ω┓｀)/ (´┏･┓｀) (￣┏Д┓￣°*) (￣┏Д┓￣ ) ( ￣┏＿┓￣) (ノ≧┏Д┓≦)ノ (￣┏∞┓￣)
Pain: ☆⌒(＞。≪) ☆￣(＞。☆) ~(>_<~) ヘ(>_<ヘ) (。_＋)＼ (xLx)ヾ /(*ι*)ヾ (ノ>ノ) ／(x~x)＼ ◎☆（♯××）┘ ヘ（。□°）ヘ
Pig: ( ´(00)`) ヾ(；ﾟ(OO)ﾟ)ﾉ ヽ(*’(OO)’)ﾉ (￣(oo)￣)ﾉ (○｀（●●）´○)ﾉ (*’(OO)’*) ( ´(00)`) (；ﾟ(OO)ﾟ) (*´(00)`)’ ヽ(*’(OO)’)ﾉﾟ q(￣(oo)￣)p ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´(00)`ﾟ)ﾟ｡ (￣（∞）￣) (￣(▽▽)￣) (=｀(∞)´=)
Sad/Crying: （ ; ; ） (T＿T) （ ＴДＴ） (ToT) (Ｔ▽Ｔ) (‘A`) （；_・）(T_T) ((T.T； ) (； T.T)) （；へ：） (ノД`)・゜・。 ・(/Д`)・ (´＿｀。) (´Д｀。) (´Ａ｀。) (´∩｀。) ｡：ﾟ(｡ﾉω＼｡)ﾟ･｡ (┳Д┳) (´；д；`) (*´；ェ；`*) ｡･ﾟﾟ･(>д<)･ﾟﾟ･｡ (。┰ω┰。) (゜´Д｀゜) （ｉДｉ） (´；ω；`) 。ﾟ(ﾟﾉД｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡ ヽ(´□｀。)ﾉ (ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ {{p´Д｀q}} ヽ(●ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ●)ﾉﾟ ( p_q) .・゜゜・（／。＼）・゜゜・． (个_个) ((´д｀)) ( ≧Д≦) ｡゜(｀Д´)゜｡ (。┰ω┰。) p(´⌒｀｡q) (/□＼*)・゜ ((o(;△;)o)) （；￣д￣） (ㄒoㄒ) ⊙︿⊙ o(╥﹏╥)o o(；△；)o (;*△*;) （´╥﹏╥ (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀) (∩︵∩) (╯︵╰,) (╥_╥) (╯︵╰,)
Scared: (ノдヽ) ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ (／。＼) （／_＼） （／．＼）
Surprised: ( ꒪Д꒪)ノ (((( ;°Д°)))) ((((；゜Д゜))) （゜◇゜） （￣□￣；） ∑(O_O；) ＼(>o<)ノ ━Σ(ﾟДﾟ|||)━ Σ(゜ロ゜;) Σ(゜゜) (*ﾟﾛﾟ) (」゜ロ゜)」 щ(゜ロ゜щ) (ﾉﾟ0ﾟ)ﾉ~ ⊙▂⊙ ⊙０⊙ w(°ｏ°)w L(・o・)」 (○o○) （・□・；） ((((；゜Д゜)))
Embarrassed: (^_^;) (^^ゞ (^^;) (#^.^#) (‘-’*) (*^^*) （＠´＿｀＠） (⌒_⌒;) (#｀ε´#ゞ （*/∇＼*） (〃￣ω￣〃ゞ (*´ｪ｀*) (*´∀`*) (*´_ゝ｀) (*´∀`*) (/ω＼) (*ﾉ▽ﾉ) (*ﾉωﾉ) （/｡＼) （。-＿-。） (#／。＼#) (╯_╰) (╯ಊ╰)
Singing: ヾ(´□｀* )ノ （＾Ｏ＾☆♪ ＼(^o^)／ (´▽｀)ノ♪ “ヽ(´▽｀)ノ” ヽ(´▽｀；)/♪ ヽ(´・｀)ﾉ ヽ(○´∀`)ﾉ♪ ヾ(´ρ｀)〃 ヾ(´〇｀)ﾉ (´△｀)♪ (ﾉ´▽｀)ﾉ♪
Sleeping: Σ(￣。￣ノ)ノ (-ｪ-)｡o (;´ρ`) (*´ο`*) ε-(´・｀) ＼(o￣∇￣o)/ ＼（´Ｏ｀）／ ［(－－)］zzz (´～`) ヾ(。￣□￣)ﾂ ヾ(￣0￣； )ノ ヾ(。￣□￣)ﾂ ヾ(￣□￣;)ﾉ (。-ω-)zzz (-_-) zzz (∪｡∪)｡｡｡zzz (´〜｀*) zzz ∑(￣□￣) (o´Д`) （)´д`(） （;≧皿≦） （´□｀川） (⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ (ι´Д｀)ﾉ (ᴗ˳ᴗ) ＿ﾉ乙(､ﾝ､)_
Smug: ー(￣～￣)ξ (((￣へ￣井) (`へ´*)ノ (￣^￣) （￣へ￣） （￣～￣;） (￣ェ￣;) (-、-) ( ；｀ヘ´) o(´^｀)o (￣ω￣;) （｀＾´）ノ <(￣︶￣)>
Winking: （＾＿－） (－ｏ⌒) （＾＿−) (^_-) (^_−)o（＾_-） （＾＿・） ๏[-ิ_•ิ]๏ （○゜ε＾○） （＾＿－）≡★ ☆～（ゝ。∂） ＼（^０＾）／ (･ｪ-)
Worried: (ーー;) ( ；´Д｀) （；￣ェ￣） ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ (￣◇￣;) ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ （−＿−；） (~_~;) ((*゜Д゜)ゞ” (･_-｡ ) ⊙﹏⊙ ミ●ミ (-’๏_๏’-) (⊙…⊙ ) ( ´△｀) (;° ロ°) ヽ（゜ロ゜；）ノ （°o°* +;(●´･д･`●);+
Etc: ☆彡 ★彡 ☆彡 ★彡 ☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆ `*:;,．★ ～☆・:.,;*
Forever Alone: 、ヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽ｀｀、ヽ｀、ヽ｀ヽ｀、、ヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽ｀｀、ヽ｀、ヽ｀ヽ｀、、ヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽ｀｀、ヽ｀、ヽ｀ヽ｀、、ヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽﾏｯﾃｪ(ノ；Д；)ノ ｀、、ヽ｀☂ヽ｀、ヽ｀｀、ヽ｀、ヽ｀ヽ｀、、ヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽ｀｀、ヽ｀、ヽ｀ヽ｀、、ヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽ｀｀、ヽ｀、ヽ｀ヽ｀、、ヽ、ヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽ｀｀
Holy Heaven's Heckler!

Jensen Emoticon  (◕‿◕✿)
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(Source: wonderlandinmymind)